This list is by no means complete but here are a few things I don’t understand.
I don’t understand…
- Why some women wear clothes designed to show off their boobs and then complain when men look at them.
- Why people with 60 years of driving experience can’t drive.
- How someone can buy five drinks at a bar for eight dollars apiece and then complain that gas is four dollars a gallon.
- Why someone with one type of hair needs nine different shampoos (I’m not referring to anyone in particular that may or may not live with me).
- Why mountain bikes are sold in Florida.
- How there can be 32,000,000 laws and regulations, and only 10 commandments.
- People who a) drive with their dogs on their laps, b) bring their dogs to the supermarket, and c) push their dogs around in baby strollers.
- Why anybody gives a crap about the Kardashians.
- Quantum Mechanics (at least the Quantum part…and the Mechanics part).
- Rosie O’Donnell
The full list is a work in progress and is actually much longer than the “Things I Understand” list. If anyone has any answers or wish to add to the list, please leave a reply.