Rose and I went to the Lowry Park Zoo last weekend and I was shocked when I learned that the zoo had put all the orangutans out with nothing but the fur on their backs and an old shirt and some paper bags to protect them from the sun.
With only a few pieces of lettuce to eat, food was getting scarce.
Soon depression started to set in. This fellow contemplated jumping.
I sat down and talked to one of the orangutans.
He told me, and I quote, “he he he he he he heeeeee.” I couldn’t help but cry.
For the one percent of the people that do not know that this is a joke: This is a joke. Please do not call Lowry Park Zoo to complain. Never-mind, call them if you want. It might be funny.